Beer Tradin’

Here’s a video of some friends opening a box of beer I sent with one them. Though the beer was intact, the box itself had a bit of an…issue in transit.

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Netflix broke my heart

There are very few products or commercial endeavors that I get behind…ever. Sure, I’ll rave about a brewery or crave TacoBell on rare occasions, but when it comes to companies or services, my capitalist streak is fairly minimal. I have no real loyalty to brands either, and try to shop locally.

There are a handful of companies that I ‘do’ support though, ones that I recommend to friends on occasion; having received unique or above-average experiences with. Some of these include the folks at Newegg.com, REI, ZenniOptical, Blizzard, and up until recently, Netflix. These were corporate ‘entities’ that I enjoyed interacting with and felt comfortable returning to even if perhaps a better deal could be found elsewhere. They treated me well and I felt like I should reciprocate by giving them my hard-earned dollars.

So why has Netflix been removed? Why has it crossed the spectrum to the literal opposite bucket…my ‘shit bucket’ as it were? Let me start by saying that I discovered the service in its relative infancy, when the web service was secondary to the mail-order discs; this is when my loyalty formed. I will now be chronicling its demise.

 

Rather than begin an energetic narrative, I think I should just chronologically list the many reasons:

  •  It began with the obnoxious commercials. Some were humorous but repetative, but most were just blatant and bland; vain and uninspiring product recognition.
  •  Their red ads plagued the Internet. Popups, banner ads, you name it. Everywhere! Aghh!
  •  In an attempt to improve their ‘recommend’ algorithms, they released the rental history of thousands of users, later getting sued for privacy concerns. Boo.
  •  They changed the browsing layouts, removing the ‘new releases this week’ replacing it with a grid layout that had ‘popularity’ as the main metric. This was likely done to throttle the demand for new DVDs. This makes it nearly impossible to see whats new. I feel like I need to visit another site like IMDB or HackingNetflix first, just to see what’s ‘actually’ new, then go hunting for it; only to find Netflix still doesn’t have enough discs in stock.
  • The Qwikster debacle; not only are discs and online totally different products now, but seperately they cost more than before. Fuck. That.
  • The quality of online videos is poor, any claims at it being HD are laughable. Competitors like Hulu, YouTube or Xfinitytv look far better.
  •  For two months now, though arguably somewhat our fault, we did not cancel our subscription in time and got renewed automatically for their web service. Their site offers no way to disable recurring auto renewal, no way to take our credit card off the account, no way to cancel pre-emptively. We must manually cancel the account on a specific day to avoid getting charged. Then on cancelling we lose not only any remaining days in the month, but also our queue gets nuked permanently. How is this a customer-friendly service?
  • They offer tons of deals and discounts and free months to new customers, but the old loyal ones just get screwed. I’ve never received a single thank you, promotion, or discount…for being members for over 5 years.

So go ahead Netflix, take my $7.99 for January. It will be the last.

I couldn't find a good Netflix-related photo, so here's some kind of hairless mole-rat

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ho Ho…Hic…Ho!

I hope everyone had an enjoyable Christmas (or Hanukkah, Festivus, New Years, Paid Day Off, Kwanzaa, etc.).

Spent Christmas Eve with the wife’s family, then had a friend come visit and we did a little roadtrip down towards the Kansas City area. I’ll be writing some backlogs of posts real soon, but here’s just a sampling of what Santa brought.

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Coooookies

I can’t say that I’m a huge cookie and baked goods fan – but when this time of year comes around, the wife starts bakin’ and I simply must try everything.

Here’s a pic of the cookie spread, though not the complete sampling. Also, it’s apparently a sideways photo, oh well.

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Wolverine

So, after several months, I finally chopped off the ole beard. It had reached a good few inches and had become rather unmanageable and ‘wizardy’.

While I was in the process of buzzing it off, I took this…intermediary…photo:

 

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Who Needs a Dishwasher?

Ok, well maybe she’s more like the pre-rinse…

 

 

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Standy Desk : revisited

So it’s been a month and a half since Standy Desk was born. I reckon that it’s time for an update.

I’m personally happy to say, that I use it every day, (yep, that’s right, I’m rhymin’ now too). I stuck with it the first week, which was tough on the feet and legs. After that, it was smooth sailing and I strut my stuff a good 6+ hours a day for work now.

I take a few breaks: for lunch, meeting and calls…where I can sit down at my laptop. I also have a small table next to the desk where I can move my main monitor…if I wanna ‘chill like a vill’.

As a whole, I’m writing about Standy Desk to encourage it to others. I’m not necessarily preaching…it’s certainly not for everyone, but it’s worth a shot. There’s literally billions of people who stand for 8+ hours a day. Hell, there’s probably that many who are moving nonstop for well over that amount of time. For a nerdy web developer like me, it’s the least of physical exertions that I could muster.

So, for a fun little carpentry and personal challenge, it’s proved very successful. I recommend it and if you stick through the first week or so, it’ll may just add a couple years to your life ;)

 

 

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The incredible finale

Alas, just after two full weeks, my gnarled toe has finally shed its proverbial fleece.

Also…I promise to not post any more photos of my anatomy. I think this is a commitment that anyone would agree with.

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Free entertainment

It’s official: People in Omaha don’t know how to drive in snow.

It’s an odd realization to come too, since this place is rather snowy in the winter…big midwest snowstorms that roll in and don’t melt for weeks.This impressive discovery was made from the convenience of my own home, indeed via the double windows directly behind me as I stand here at my desk. Said windows look out upon our hilly road, thusly:

Keep in mind that this picture was taken nearly a week after the snowstorm. There’s still ice on the road. Temperatures had yet to rise above the mid-twenties, even in the sunny afternoons…with nights as low as 2 degrees.The result of this, of course, being that the road ice hasn’t melted.

For this last week, the spectacle on the street has been both reliable and hilarious. Cars try to make it up the street with drivers clueless about both driving technique and apparently the laws of physics…especially those governing inertia and friction. The disheartening part, is that some of these people are literally doing damage to their vehicles…gunning the engine, wheels spinning at 70mph,melting troughs in the ice until their wheels are spinning on pavement, thick clouds of rubber smoke pouring out as their vehicle sits in place. This is almost exclusively sedans and minivans. The 4×4 folks crawl their way up our hill like it was a pleasant summer day.

I can’t say that all Omahans are clueless either. There’s the few vehicles that take the hill at a steady speed, and those with light feet who don’t let themselves lose traction in the first place. It’s unfortunate how many are clueless though, and end up sideways in front of our house, sliding backwards while still gunning the engine…creating polished slick patches for the next car.

It’s not just our street either. On a trip to Iowa over the weekend,we saw dozens of abandoned vehicles strewn across medians, some looking like they rolled or hit other vehicles. Facebook was abuzz with people who got into accidents. Even our own little Honda was briefly uncontrollable, mere feet from our driveway.

It makes me want to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. Why were there lines at McDonalds? Crowds at the movie theater? People traveling at all?

This seems to be more of a phychological…or perhaps sociological…issue. People look outside and know that roads are dangerous. Cars accidents are already a leading cause of death and injury nationwide and that accidents are far more likely in bad weather. So why do people travel? Why do they feel that a Big Mac is worth risking a car accident? Is the increase in risk not fully perceived when making the decision? Do rational people weigh this type of danger low because of faulty logic, car commercials, or overconfidence? Do car drivers know when they’re approaching my house, their vehicle can’t possibly make it up the hill, but try anyway…or are they oblivious?

This little sideshow out front has allowed me to witness human decision-making in its most primal form. I can see the faces of those people; extreme panic, anger, frustration…I can see their decision process as they gun the engine, as they sit and pause to think, as they look around them for ways to either u-turn or tackle the challenge. It’s an interesting glimpse at the base decisionmaking that people make, and I certainly am in those places myself, all the time. What is most interesting, is how each driver is so different. Every person makes thousands of small and large decisions every day, and I get a perfect closed arena to experience this diversity of decisions, right from my window.

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By gross popular demand

Aaaand, here’s a random picture of my toe, a good week or so after the ‘incident’. The nail is totally going to be falling off soon. Figure I should scare away all you squeamish blog followers in one fell swooping post.

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Skyrimin’ Around

Decided to record some of my Skyrim play the other day. Here’s a video of me completing a dungeon. The recording software (fraps) did a decent job, but recorded the game a tad choppy during some of the fights.

I think i’ll make another video soon of some more diverse gameplay, incase me crawling through a dungeon proves too uninteresting.

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Awww, that’s nasty

One of the fun things with living in a rental house, is that you make discoveries. We made one such discovery a week or so after moving in and firing up the furnace on the first brisk autumn morning. As savvy members of post-industrial America, both the wife and I knew that central heating units have filters, and like any filter, need replacement on occasion. This was a morsel of useful modern-day knowledge that was passed down to me perhaps by my parents, and filed away in the back of my brain for the distant eventuality that I’d be living someplace with forced air when I grew up. It’s the sort of trivial fact that can easily be forgotten, but just as quickly remembered when in the basement, when the heater or A/C kicks on, or when you move a new air filter aside while grabbing golf clubs or trying to find the power drill in the garage.

“Oh hey, I bet the air filter needs changing,” you think, and you change it. You like clean air; you know that when clogged it makes the heater run less efficiently, it’s just something that you do.

Well, the Ollinger Family had no such inkling…no such concept. Who are these wiley Ollingers, you ask? They are the previous renters; the folks who leave a drawer full of legal documents, work performance reviews, and don’t bother to change their address with the post office. They are the ones who’ve been enjoying this:

That there, is a furnace filter, 1 inch thick, with another full inch of the grossest gnarliest filth adhered to it. That filter has been in the furnace for yeeeaaaaars. Upon its removal, the central air system turned from a strained whistling hiss, into a flood of glorious radiant heat. In a tug of the arm, I probably cut my heating bill in half, supplying the poor furnace the precious air it craved.

That white filter beneath it in the picture…well that was sitting up against the furnace, wrapped in plastic and waiting its turn to shine. Who knows how long it had been there, whether the Ollinger’s had planned to make the switch and didn’t know how, whether the landlord brought it over with hopes of use…we may never know. What I do know though, is that it’s clearly the wrong filter, you can see the dimensions in the pic. When alI was said and done, I had to go to Home Depot and drop a couple bucks on a correct size filter. In the long run, $3 is worth clean air and lower heating bills, I’m sure of it :)

As for the lesson of this tale:

1. Go check or change your air filter, it’ll be fun :)

2. I think i need to write some sort of further expose on the Ollingers. A rich full tale of these folks may be one for the ages.

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MOYP Night

We haven’t had a make-your-own-pizza night for a while, but we had a lot of fixins, so last night we made it happen!

I make the crust following this easy recipe:

  • 3 cups of unbleached flour
  • half a packet of yeast
  • tbsp of olive oil
  • tbsp of salt
  • water (about 1.5 cups)

Put the flour, yeast, salt and oil in a bowl. Add water a bit at a time, stirring constantly. I use a large dinner fork to stir, anything else just becomes too gooey. As far as consistency, I always eyeball it. The dough should keep its shape (for a little while), but still be very sticky to allow for perfect air bubbles.

Cover the bowl loosely with a damp cloth and leave it on the count. Let sit for as long as 4-5 hours. The yeast will do its thing, making the dough bubbly and perfect.

Preheat oven to 450. When ready, roll dough out on a well-floured counter (or toss in the air if you’ve got mad skills and want a round pizza). I also dust my pan with cornmeal, so the pizza doesn’t stick and has crisp morsels. Dry flour works as well, or get a non-stick pizza pan/stone. Put on toppings. You can also brush butter or olive oil on the crust. I personally put some garlic powder, paprika, and salt together, to make a buttery crust glaze, then brush it on. Bake on 450 for 10-12 minutes or until golden brown.

Mine (right): Homemade Pesto sauce, Mozz, marble jack and parm cheeses, fresh spinach, sliced tomato, mushrooms, artichoke hearts.

Wifes: Homemade Pesto sauce, Mozz and parm cheeses, fresh spinach, fresh zucchini, roasted butternut squash, ham.

 

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The smallest digits

Yeesh, so I was walking…well, more like trotting…into the kitchen yesterday, and somehow caught my tiniest of toes on the corner baseboard trim. After the wave of searing pain and string of profanities subsided, the wife decided to wander on in to see what all the commotion was.

“I think it’s broken, I heard cracking,” I said between clenched teeth.

“Uh-huh,” she replied casually, used to my shenanigans and ploys for attention; the countless cries of ‘wolf!’ that I deliver on a regular basis. A single tear rolled down my contorted face as I hopped around on one foot. This had little effect on this woman, jaded from my procession of past dramatic performances, where the slightest hint of a bruise or scrape was my only ‘proof’ of actual harm.

“I’m serious!” I wailed, but this only galvanized her assurance that I was milking the situation.

“I think I need suturing,” I then muttered, unleashing my most pathetic and dejected expression, something that could be described as a combination of puppydog eyes and vacant mouthbreathing. Her response to this, predictably, was to burst out laughing and resume whatever task that brought her there to the kitchen in the first place. To her, it was just another of my exaggerated eccentricities…and while she does enjoy them at times…I was basically a street performer. She got her chuckle from it, I got whatever ten seconds of attention that I needed, and we were now free to go our separate ways.

Of course the reason I’m telling this tale – as you maybe guessed – is that my foot actually did hurt. It hurt really, really bad.

“I feel blood,” I muttered, staying in character. I don’t recall her replying or even giving me a glance when I said this. She was already grabbing a glass of water, having wiped her hands of my nonsense. I can’t blame her, I pull this sort of mercy plea fairly often. “It’s pooling up in my sock, I can feel it,” I pleaded.

She chuckled a bit, afterall I was now taking this beyond the normal attention span for such performances. “It’s soupy, I just know it. I think…I think I need suturing.”

After another moment of hopping, I tried to put some weight on it and wailed in pain. She had turned her justifiably skeptical attention back to me and finally gave in. “Alright, take your sock off then.”

We hobbled to my office, and I collapsed into the chair, putting my leg up on a small table that she cleared off. She was probably already planning the emasculating remarks in her head, for when my foot looked healthy and intact.

“Ow ow ow!” I bleated, as she tried pulling the fuzzy sock off.

“Oh come on! I haven’t even- OH GOD!” she exclaimed, taking half a step back. Sure enough, there was blood everywhere. My little toe was a gory mess, and the nail (and some of the surrounding meat) was just hanging there. A trickle of red ran down my foot. The inside of the sock was soggy. Alas, my foot was as gnarly as she could imagine or I could hope.

That’s basically it, end of the story. She sutured it up with gauze and provided sage medical advice for me to ignore. I was of course grateful to be made whole by my soulmate. That outcome aside, I don’t think this story really has a message or a theme, or a lesson gleaned from it. I think we each got something out of the experience though. To her, perhaps I learned a lesson on the whole ‘crying wolf’ thing; that my eccentric attention-seeking antics finally caught up to me, that I won’t exaggerate next time. To me though…well, probably the opposite. I now have precedence! Stubbed toe or sickness, papercut or sniffle. An actual potential injury to bank on!

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More about revisioning

This post is in regard to the other day’s post on revising/editing. One thing I’ve done for a while now, is to order single copy versions of my writing from the folks at Lulu, all throughout the writing process. It’s less than $10, and printing/shipping is quite speedy. Here’s a few reasons why I like to do this:

  •  I spend a lot of time at my computer, and any time I get the chance to just sit back in an armchair or in bed and hold a book is a welcome treat.
  •  I like writing in margins, jotting ideas, and generally not dealing with Word, commenting, scrolling, and other silliness. It’s a lot more relaxing to scratch at my words with a pen.
  • It’s nice to have a version that I can throw on the bookshelf when I’m done.
  •  Printed books can be shared with others easily. Having my wife or friend read it, or sending a draft to my parents is a nice perk. Don’t want to make anyone read 200+ pages on their computer, bleh.

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quick tretise on revising

In general, editing my own writing is fairly tedious. It involves staring at the screen, scrolling through the text. Obviously, catching the spelling and grammatical typos is the easy part. Beyond that, my editing involves the actual manipulation of my words; changes to the story itself. At times, it’s simple tweaks to my character’s conversations, clarifications or re-wording something that I think might be confusing, moving sentences around; little stuff like this. On rare occasion though, it’s major. For example, the main character of every book had been ‘renamed’ at some point. Granted, this is an easy feat from a technical standpoint, just using the find/replace functionality in Word, but it brings a quote from Tolkien to mind, referring to trees and spoken by Yavanna: “But the kelvar (animals) can flee or defend themselves, whereas the olvar (plants) that grow cannot. And among these I hold trees dear. Long in the growing, swift shall they be in the felling, and unless they pay toll with fruit upon their bough little mourned in their passing.”

Tolkien is talking about trees here, how they take many years to grow but can be cut in an instant, and rarely with remorse. I feel this way about my writing sometimes as well. I make such an emotional connection to a character, to an event or situation in one of my books, then poof! I decide to make a change. A reader would’ve never knew it any other way, that a sentence, a character, an event had existed. It’s the most apparent in a recent case where I decided that a character of mine should die. It was one of those ‘re-write’ situations I mentioned earlier. I woke up one morning, spacing out as I took a shower, when it just clicked: that this specific character should die. When all was said and done, I feel any reader couldn’t have expected it any other way, yet for two years and plenty of reads and revisions on my part… the story unfolded starkly different.

In that Tolkien quote, Yavanna’s solution to protecting her trees was the creation of Ents, the tree-like creatures that guarded the forests from the axes of other races. In my analogy, I have no such protection for my characters, for my story’s continuity and original ideas. When it comes to fiction, the author is ultimately godlike in their abilities; omnipotent and able to alter both the future and history itself with the swiftness of a penstroke. Perhaps that’s why a lot of authors write fiction; they relish in the total control, the world-building aspects of it. It’s no surprise how disheartening it is for most authors to then have their work picked apart by a publisher or third-party editor. I’ve not had to deal with this reality yet, but it’ll probably be coming…

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Are you ready for it…

 

Not my Halloween costume or anything, but we did have an extra pumpkin that was…you know…about to go bad. Something just had to be done about it..

Here’s a friendly pro tip: Showering is required  after sticking one’s head up a pumpkin. The entrails tend to affix themselves to one’s hair.

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Nostalgia

Newest google doodle thing. Google the phrase: “do a barrel roll”

 

Oh Starfox… I need to fire up the ole N64 one of these days.

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mappity map

 

 

Editing and revisions are going very well on my East Realm book, had a very productive Sunday. Finally got around to updating the map this weekend too, to reflect a variety of plot changes and overall polishing up of locales to make things consistent. A slightly larger version is available if you click it. I also applied a textury patina, just for effect. The map in the book would be boring ole white.

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thronal games

For anyone who doesn’t know me…let me just say that I’m not a big TV watcher. We don’t have cable, I don’t have a favorite show, and I’ve probably never seen a whole run/series/season besides perhaps the Simpsons.

However, after several recommendations…as well as access to Comcast’s online on-demand service, I decided to watch the HBO series, Game of Thrones. It certainly seemed like it would be right up my alley… a fantasy medieval-themed drama, based off a very good (from what I hear) series of books that run in a similar vein to my East Realm series that I’ve been writing.

While it’s quite dark and grim, it’s got wonderful depth and very very good characters. It’s refreshing to see heroes in shades of grey, rather than good and evil. Everyone seems to have some flaw or another, and it makes me want to go back and re-write Theo, Rey, Willow or Charlie. They’re just too right, too moral. I want to make my characters a bit more rough on the edges, less wholesome and protagonistic. I of course want to go back and read Martin’s Song of ice and Fire series too…though I hear they are a bit over-detailed and drear at times.It’s been far too long since I’ve been buried in a big thick book…besides my own.

 

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